One afternoon a lawyer rides in his limousine. He sees two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he orders his driver to stop. He gets out to investigate.
He asks one man, "Why are you eating grass?”
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replies. "We have to eat grass.”
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house, and I'll feed you," the lawyer tells the man.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree.”
"Bring them along.”
Turning to the second poor man, he tells him, "You may come with us, also.”
In a pitiful voice, the other man tells the lawyer, "But sir, I also have a wife but have six children with me!”
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer tells the pitiful man.
They all enter the car, no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the grateful men turns to the lawyer and tells him, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The kind lawyer replies, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. My grass is almost a foot high…”
Come on, did you really think there was such a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 100 lawyers!